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Season 1

 July 2003  August 2003

19/07/2003 Greetings!
21/07/2003 Honestly! I won't buy vodka!
23/07/2003 I'm not crazy!
24/07/2003 I just don't know...
25/07/2003 AHA! I have a story idea!
26/07/2003 To reach the unreachable star!
28/07/2003 The journey... BEGINS!!!
30/07/2003 The journey continues!!! WOW.

01/08/2003 Have you noticed I've changed my font?
02/08/2003 Uh oh.
04/08/2003 We interupt this program...
06/08/2003 A brief service announcement!
08/08/2003 GOD BLESS CUT & PASTE! MY HOME SWEET HOME!!!
09/08/2003 Yeah this storyline sucked big fat german sausage!!
11/08/2003 Here come the snowmeows!
13/08/2003 Different panel layout. Wow.
15/08/2003 Vomitus Maxiumus
16/08/2003 Naked Poodles... R US! Okay that was lame.
18/08/2003 -untitled1- (Oops! Forgot the title)
20/08/2003 Get readeh!
22/08/2003 Get set! Aaaand...
23/08/2003 TAKE OFF! HOORAY!
24/08/2003 Summer Transition

September 2003
October 2003

(I took a break!)

07/10/2003 Heeere's poodly!
09/10/2003 Ridin' the Singapore MRT booyeah.
14/10/2003 Fortress High! (Well not high school)
16/10/2003 Release the nail clipper hostages!
21/10/2003 Pancake bread is a monstrosity!
23/10/2003 Me?! Vegitarian!?
28/10/2003 The Colonel's Chickens Pt. 1
30/10/2003 The Colonel's Chickens Pt. 2

November 2003
December 2003

04/11/2003 We now return to our very delayed program!
06/11/2003 Poodleypse Now Reduh.
11/11/2003 Destination Arriveded!
13/11/2003 The showdown!
18/11/2003 GASP
20/11/2003 Awwww.
24/11/2003 Goin' Home!
26/11/2003 Happy Thanksgiving!

02/12/2003 3 strip's 'til Christ Mass!
04/12/2003 The trek is on!
09/12/2003 I found it! & Merry Christmas, ya bums!

January 2004
February 2004

08/01/2004 Kissing Girls!
19/01/2004 Boredboredbored
21/01/2004 Countdown!
23/01/2004 BOOM! (Shockwave Required)
26/01/2004 Oh shi...
28/01/2004 Rar!

30 /01/2004 And awayayay we go!

02/02/2004 EVIL!
04/02/2004 I kinda *heart* NY
06/02/2004 Where is Dr Evil's Secret Volcano Lair?
09/02/2004 OH, MY PANTS!
11/02/2004 I blame school
13/02/2004 The princess is in the other castle!
16/02/2004 Ireland; the land of green stuff
18/02/2004 A message from our imaginary sponsers
20/02/2004 MORE FROM OUR INSANE SPONSERS!
23/02/2004 We continue (finally!)
25/02/2004 The honest to God real IRA!
27/02/2004 That was easy.

March 2004
April 2004

01/03/2004 Bombs are bad, mkay.
03/03/2004 *YAWN*
05/03/2004 Just a couple of backstabbers!
08/03/2004 Flight of the things
10/03/2004 Dances with Devils
12/03/2004 I actually do say dumb stuff like this.
15/03/2004 How much is that puppy?
17/03/2004 Damn it's hot!
31/03/2004 The situation is not good.

1/04/2004 Noooo!
2/04/2004 AAAAHAHAHAHA! You fell for it! AHA! AHA!
5/04/2004 All hail Telrats!
7/04/2004 This is for plagerism! Oh and 9/11 as well...
8/04/2004 I like tea.
9/04/2004 Jeez! Finally!
12/04/2004 A moment of seriousness.
14/04/2004 Barflection 2004 Part 1
15/04/2004 Barflection 2004 Part 2
16/04/2004 Barflection 2004 Part 3
19/04/2004 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOI!
20/04/2004 Something sinister this way comes!
21/04/2004 This sausage looks very suspicious...
22/04/2004 My grandma isn't this articulate anymore...
23/04/2004 WHAT'S GOING ON?!
26/04/2004 Where is everyone?!
27/04/2004 Behind closed doors...
28/04/2004 A whole city to myself? Kick butt!
29/04/2004 The military brass band!
30/04/2004 The jig is up!

May 2004
June 2004

03/05/2004 Sanctuary!
04/05/2004 It's too quiet...
05/05/2004 I'm surrounded!
06/05/2004 Captured!
07/05/2004 Uh oh.
10/05/2004 I need more creative titles.
11/05/2004 Nice going, lame brain!
12/05/2004 These aliens ain't so bad.
13/05/2004 How utterly cliche.
14/05/2004 HAPPY 100TH STRIP! WOO!
17/05/2004 Time Travelling Sandwiches?
18/05/2004 Details! Details!
19/05/2004 A most interesting idea!
20/05/2004 This is gonna kick butt.
21/05/2004 Time Travel a la carte.
24/05/2004 Are we in the 80's?
25/05/2004 Yes, we are in 1980!
26/05/2004 1980 SF kicks 2004 SF's butt
27/05/2004 I can play the time game too
28/05/2004 What a surprise!

 (I moved my folks into their new house and had no internet!)
July 2004
 

12/06/2004 WTF!
13/06/2004 EVERYBODY WANG-CHUNG TONIGHT!
15/06/2004 Take me to the lift!
__________Get a job! Shalalala!

16/06/2004 Muhmuhmuhmuhmuh, geda jawb!